Friday, November 10, 2006

Anti-Affair Badge Repels Women

I am living proof that marital fidelity is genuinely possible, with the help to the Anti-affair badge, available for $2 on The Ape Online Store. A recent trip to homebase proved its effectiveness as I was entrapped by diminutive, Aussie nymphette, Natalie Imbruglia, while perusing their selection of strippers.

Comic Strip Art #2 - Imbruglia is beaten off

Comic Strip Art #2 - Imbruglia is denied by Anti-Affair Badge

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Blogger chris said...

If its compost your after go to Dickens. You won't find any Aussie strumpet down there.

1:59 pm  
Blogger Polarbear said...

What are muffins by the way?
Coz if they are what i think they are. Ms Imbruglia has a tremendous pair

5:52 pm  
Blogger Glynn said...

Muffins are delicious cakes. Often with fruit or chocolate bits in. Excellent when served with a nice cup of tea.

In this context, the word "Muffin" refers to a previous blog entry about Nigella Lawson who was wearing a t-shirt saying "English Muffin". I adopted the word Muffin to mean "attractive female".

6:06 pm  

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