Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Ignore Paris Hilton

Ms Hilton, has been sentenced to jail for driving while drunk at night, speeding with her headlights off. It wasn't her first drink driving offence, she was driving while her licence was suspended so she was sentenced to 45 days in jail. Friends have organised an online petition to Free Paris Hilton, hoping to sway the opinion of the governor of California, Arnie.

Internet wags have also set up a rival Jail Paris Hilton petition which is turning out to be more popular than the original one. Poor Paris is reportedly still driving on her suspended licence just days before her sentence is due to begin.

The only solution to this is set up a third petition: "Ignore Paris Hilton". Perhaps, if we stopped following her around, she might just go away.



Blogger Lloyd said...

Surely the very act of setting up a petition defeats it's object? Might I propose that we NOT set up any kind of petition and simply ignore that parastic, oxygen theiving, racist, thick, vapid, waste of blood and organs that is Paris Hilton.

Of course by posting this I have fallen foul of my own logic.


10:14 am  
Blogger Polarbear said...

I hope she wears some pants whilst she is doing time.

they don't like it up 'em.

10:18 am  

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