Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Nigella Lawson: Public nuisance

Nigella LawsonIn recent weeks, I have settled down on a Monday evening to watch BBC2 where Nigella Lawson, the original English Muffin, prepares some delicious food while sprinkling over a selection of outrageous double-entendres. In this series, Ms Lawson portrays herself as a lazy housewife who can't be bothered to cook proper meals and has to make shortcuts.

In last night's episode, things took a bizarre twist with our heroine purporting to be continuously in need of food, so much so that she had to take pre-prepared snacks with her wherever she went. She ate noodles on a bus, soup in a taxi and then some crunchy sugary stuff in the back of another taxi. If everyone followed her example, chaos would ensue - with full picnic baskets being unpacked on the back seat of the bus and tupperware being passed along on the underground.

Perhaps next week will see Nigella preparing food to be taken on a package holiday. It could be called "Snacks on a Plane".

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2 Comments:

Blogger Polarbear said...

that would explain her ballooning mass

5:23 pm  
Blogger Lloyd said...

"Snacks on a plane"

Jesus.

1:47 pm  

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